UNF★CKWITHABLE-ISH Teddy Bear

Soft. Savage. Slightly sarcastic.

You ever seen a teddy bear that could hug you and humble your enemies in the same breath?
Meet your new emotional support savage — dressed to snuggle and slay.

With silky-soft brown fur, a smug little grin, and a removable tee that says exactly what you're too classy to yell, this 7” x 10” bear is the therapy you didn’t know you needed. Whether you’re gifting it to yourself after surviving one more phone call from your ex, or blessing your bestie who just reclaimed her peace — this bear is here to say:
I’m cute. But I don’t play.

Features That Go Harder Than Your Last Relationship
💜 Premium soft AF fur that makes basic bears jealous
💜 “UNF★CKWITHABLE-ISH” shirt in bold purple — fully removable for washing or switching out slogans
💜 Black velvet bow tie that screams “classy chaos”
💜 Compact 7” x 10” size — perfect for desks, beds, breakup recovery kits, or manifestation altars
💜 Limited-edition part of our Unfuckwithable-ish Bundle

Care Instructions (Because This Bear’s Been Through It)
Spot clean only — he’s not built for hot tubs or drama.
Use gentle soap, warm water, and avoid scrubbing the lettering like it’s your old Instagram archive.

Perfect For
💜 Glow-up gifts
💜 Sassy sobriety milestones
💜 Office desk sidekicks
💜 Post-therapy power-ups
💜 Anyone who’s been through hell and came out cuddly and dangerous

Want the full bundle? Grab the matching Unf★ckwithable-ish mug, black beanie, or crew socks — because why stop at teddy bear level power?

Your Friends,
The Bean Grind 💜