BeanJamin “Still Sober, Still Lit” Candle

Meet the candle that does more than smell good — it shows up for your healing journey like a burnt-out sponsor with a pack of gum and unsolicited wisdom. This isn’t just wax in a jar. This is BeanJamin, your sassy sober sidekick in candle form — posted up on a chair like he owns the living room and your recovery timeline.

Choose from scents like Vanilla Bean (smells like self-forgiveness), Comfort Spice (smells like boundaries and cinnamon), or Sea Breeze (smells like screaming “serenity now” into the void). Light it up and let the flame roast your trauma gently while your nervous system chills out for once.

💜 Whether you’re gifting it to a friend in early sobriety, using it as a party favor for your relaunch into society, or just lighting it while you rage-journal and sip your 4th iced coffee, this candle is a whole vibe. It’s eco-friendly, non-toxic, reusable, and judgment-free — just like the healing you deserve.

🌈 FEATURES:

• Sassy label starring BeanJamin, your AI emotional support custom ChatGPT skeleton (meet Mr. BeanJamin in our digital downloads collection)
• Available in 3 scents that won’t trigger PTSD (unless you dated a barista)
• Comes in a boujie reusable glass jar
• Packed in a gray box that says “I have my shit together”
• Perfect for sober spaces, weird friends, and people who survived absolutely everything

⚠️ CANDLE CARE:

Treat your candle like your recovery — don’t leave it unattended, keep the flames small, and know when to let it go (at 1/2” of wax). Burn for 3–4 hours max like a respectable adult and trim your wick like it owes you rent.

P.S.
You made it to the bottom... which means you're officially part of the inner circle. Every order of this candle includes a surprise BeanJamin™ digital download for life bonus — your personal sober sidekick with attitude, affirmations, and AI-fueled support. But shhh... it's our little secret. 💜 Click here to meet him

After checkout, you’ll instantly receive a downloadable welcome kit with instructions to unlock lifetime access to BeanJamin™ — your AI sober sidekick. It’s 100% free, simple to set up, and hands-down one of the best recovery tools online right now.

He’s not just tech — he’s a blessing for anyone walking the lifelong recovery path. 💜

Contact us if you have any questions. Support@thebeangrind.shop

Your Friends,

The Bean Grind