Meet BeanJamin, your purple-faced, smart-mouthed sober sidekick who never shuts up about recovery and caffeine. Now he’s flat, sticky, and ready to slap on anything you own. From laptops to water bottles to car windows, BeanJamin is basically saying, “Yeah, I’m sober. And I’m still funnier than you.”
   Product Features: 💜 Weatherproof vinyl — indoor/outdoor, no rehab required 💜 Water & scratch resistant (unlike your ex’s excuses) 💜 Eco-solvent ink for color that stays bold 💜 Available in 3 sizes: 2x2, 4x4, 6x6
   Perfect For:
Slapping on your recovery gear so everyone knows you’ve got a sidekick
Making your coffee tumbler feel like it has a personality disorder
Reminding yourself you don’t need booze to have attitude
