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Phalonious Humans Mug
Some people really think they can drain your energy, lie through their teeth, and still access your peace like the universe don’t keep receipts. This mug is for the spiritually evolved, emotionally unavailable, boundary-setters who’ve mastered the art of cutting off weird vibes mid-sentence. Phalonious humans f*ck with my frequency. And baby? Your aura bounced like a ball.
💜 Features
💜 15oz of bad b*tch ceramic protection
💜 Microwave safe so you can heat your coffee and your tolerance
💜 Dishwasher safe because your standards shouldn’t need handwashing
💜 Sublimation printed in the USA — bold, sharp, no fading
💜 Free shipping because spiritual warfare should never cost extra
💜 We reward the best mug moments
Your Friends,
The Bean Grind💜
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