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TikTok Blackout Survivor Bundle Set - Limited Edition ... for when TikTok vanished, and you almost drank again.
January 18, 2025: TikTok went dark. You were left alone… with your thoughts. No lives. No FYP. Just raw sobriety and the crushing realization that you're actually addicted to scrolling.
But you? You made it. No relapse. No ex-texting. Just 12 hours of spiritual warfare and cold coffee. And now, you deserve a trophy.
This bundle IS that trophy. You earned this candle. You earned this mug. You earned every sarcastic zodiac roast.
💜 Why You Need This Bundle:
💜 15oz Mug of Sobriety Strength – Holds your relapse-prevention brew or that bitter instant coffee you lied and said was “fine.”
💜 9oz Soy Candle (Burns 60 Hours) – Because you had a 12-hour crisis, so here’s 5x the burn time. Variety of scents to choose from- choose your flashback scent of that dark day (smells remind us of people, places and things).
💜 Printed With Emotional Damage & Recovery Humor – Designed to make your sober friends laugh and your normie friends deeply concerned.
💜 Made in the USA – Because we may be unhinged, but we’re still high quality.
🧠 ZODIAC SIGNS: HOW YOU HANDLED THE BLACKOUT
♈ Aries – Threw your phone. Yelled at your cat. Still mad.
♉ Taurus – Took a nap. You’re the real winner here.
♊ Gemini – Started a podcast, a juice cleanse, and a tarot reading. Quit all three.
♋ Cancer – Sobbed into your cereal and trauma texted your ex.
♌ Leo – Created a TikTok comeback plan while TikTok was still down.
♍ Virgo – Cleaned your spice rack alphabetically.
♎ Libra – Spent 12 hours deciding if you should light the candle. Never did.
♏ Scorpio – Claimed you were “unbothered” while pacing like a maniac.
♐ Sagittarius – Booked a spontaneous flight… to nowhere.
♑ Capricorn – Launched a side hustle. Rolled your eyes at everyone else.
♒ Aquarius – Tried to hack the internet to fix it.
♓ Pisces – Meditated, journaled, and downloaded TikTok again at 12:01.
This is your proof that you didn’t drink, didn’t die, and didn’t duet anyone’s cringe. Get your Blackout Sobriety Bundle now before it’s just a candlelit memory.
Your Friends,
– The Bean Grind
