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TikTok Blackout Survivor Bundle Set - Limited EditionΒ ... for when TikTok vanished, and you almost drank again.
January 18, 2025: TikTok went dark. You were left alone⦠with your thoughts. No lives. No FYP. Just raw sobriety and the crushing realization that you're actually addicted to scrolling.
But you? You made it. No relapse. No ex-texting. Just 12 hours of spiritual warfare and cold coffee. And now, you deserve a trophy.
This bundle IS that trophy. You earned this candle. You earned this mug. You earned every sarcastic zodiac roast.
Why You Need This Bundle:
π 15oz Mug of Sobriety Strength β Holds your relapse-prevention brew or that bitter instant coffee you lied and said was βfine.β
π 9oz Soy Candle (Burns 60 Hours) β Because you had a 12-hour crisis, so hereβs 5x the burn time. Variety of scents to choose from- choose your flashback scent of that dark day (smells remind us of people, places and things).
π Printed With Emotional Damage & Recovery Humor β Designed to make your sober friends laugh and your normie friends deeply concerned.
π Made in the USA β Because we may be unhinged, but weβre still high quality.
π§ ZODIAC SIGNS: HOW YOU HANDLED THE BLACKOUT
β Aries β Threw your phone. Yelled at your cat. Still mad.
β Taurus β Took a nap. Youβre the real winner here.
β Gemini β Started a podcast, a juice cleanse, and a tarot reading. Quit all three.
β Cancer β Sobbed into your cereal and trauma texted your ex.
β Leo β Created a TikTok comeback plan while TikTok was still down.
β Virgo β Cleaned your spice rack alphabetically.
β Libra β Spent 12 hours deciding if you should light the candle. Never did.
β Scorpio β Claimed you were βunbotheredβ while pacing like a maniac.
β Sagittarius β Booked a spontaneous flightβ¦ to nowhere.
β Capricorn β Launched a side hustle. Rolled your eyes at everyone else.
β Aquarius β Tried to hack the internet to fix it.
β Pisces β Meditated, journaled, and downloaded TikTok again at 12:01.
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π₯ Limited Edition
This is your proof that you didnβt drink, didnβt die, and didnβt duet anyoneβs cringe. Get your Blackout Sobriety Bundle now before itβs just a candlelit memory.
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Your Friends,
β The Bean Grind
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