Exs Make Great Speed Bumps – 15oz Ceramic Mug They weren’t a soulmate, they were a speed bump. This mug isn’t sweet, it’s savage. Glossy white, 15oz ceramic, bold black block text that says exactly what you’re thinking: exs don’t ruin the journey, they just make you spill a little coffee before you hit the gas again. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and guaranteed to outlast their half-assed “forever.”
Features 💜 15oz premium white ceramic mug 💜 Bold black sublimation print that never flakes (unlike your ex) 💜 Dishwasher + microwave safe—no high maintenance required 💜 Free shipping, because you’ve already wasted enough on clowns and contradiction talk
Care 💜 Throw it in the dishwasher—like you threw him back to the streets with his female homie 💜 Microwave friendly for reheats, since we don’t do leftovers
Perfect For 💜 Recovery queens who turned trauma into red flag collectible trophies 💜 Bad bitches who know a detour ain’t a dead end 💜 Anyone who wants their coffee strong, and their exes flattened
