Novel vs. Truth. Side note: Spoiler alert… nobody believes you.
This mug calls out every liar who thinks their “story” is a trilogy when the truth is just one damn sentence. Perfect for sipping your coffee while someone else auditions for Best Actor in the Excuse Olympics.
Truth is quick. Lies are a novel. And this mug? A big bold reminder that no one’s reading their bullshit cover-to-cover anymore.
💜 Features: 💜 15oz glossy white ceramic mug — oversized for oversized lies 💜 Bold black block lettering that screams cut the drama 💜 Dishwasher + microwave safe, because savage mugs need easy upkeep 💜 Side hit: “Spoiler: Nobody Believes U” 👀 💜 Printed in the USA with free shipping (liars already drain your wallet enough)
Perfect For: 💜 Survivors of toxic ex sagas 💜 Friends who hate long-ass excuses 💜 Anyone in recovery who’s done decoding lies 💜 Bad bitches who don’t need closure
