I LOVE BEING ALONE – THE MUG THAT GETS YOU. (And yes, it’s better than your ex, your old dealer, and that “friend” who still thinks shots are self-care.)
You’re not antisocial—you’re pro-peace. This mug is for every savage soul who realized recovery isn’t just about staying sober—it’s about cutting off toxic people, reclaiming your caffeine, and laughing at life’s chaos one sip at a time. It’s brutally honest. It’s unfiltered. It’s basically therapy in ceramic form (without the copay).
Features that slap harder than reality checks: 💜 Microwave-safe, because reheating your coffee three times is a lifestyle. 💜 Dishwasher-safe—unlike your old habits, it actually gets cleaner with time. 💜 100% white ceramic, strong enough to survive your Monday mornings. 💜 15oz capacity, because small mugs are for small problems. 💜 Comfortable C-handle—made for death grips during awkward family dinners.
Why You’ll Love It: 💜 Savage statement piece for sober rebels, loners, and comeback kids. 💜 Daily reminder that solitude isn’t lonely—it’s luxury. 💜 Pairs perfectly with coffee, tea, or your favorite zero-proof cocktail.
Sip proud. Sip loud. Sip like you survived hell and came back laughing.
