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I Ain't Your Floaty, Bye Bitch Mug
You’re not their support system, backup plan, or floatation device. You’re done being the one they cling to while they thrash around in their own chaos. This mug is for the over-givers, the softies with boundaries now, and the people who realized they don’t owe CPR to grown adults who keep jumping in deep water with no plan. I ain’t your floaty. Bye, bitch.
💜 Features
💜 15oz of high-buoyancy boundary-setting
💜 Bold black "I AIN’T YOUR FLOATY" design
💜 “BYE BITCH” on the bottom like a little kiss goodbye
💜 Microwave + dishwasher safe (but no, you still can’t save them)
💜 Printed in the USA
💜 Free shipping so you can stop saving people and save money and your spiritual peace instead
Your Friends,
The Bean Grind💜
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