You Chose Dysfunction, I Chose Growth
Side note: That’s why you’re stuck, and I’m sipping.

This mug isn’t just ceramic — it’s a mic drop. It’s for every bad bitch, sober warrior, and grown adult who finally realized they’re not here to babysit dysfunction. You picked chaos, codependency, and clownery. I picked peace, healing, and my latte with extra foam.

This bold AF 15oz mug is a daily reminder that growth is sexy, dysfunction is tired, and your ex will probably still be recycling excuses while you’re recycling bottles at Whole Foods. Hold it proud, sip it loud, and let every sip scream: “I’m not going back.”

💜 Features:
💜 15oz of glossy white ceramic for maximum shade & clarity
💜 Bold black block lettering — so even your ex can read it
💜 Microwave + dishwasher safe (because you’re too busy growing to handwash)
💜 Printed in the USA — not in your ex’s mom’s basement
💜 Savage side hit: “Function > Dysfunction”

Perfect For:
💜 Breakup recovery + glow-up mornings
💜 Sobriety warriors who chose growth over chaos
💜 Besties who refuse to play therapist for grown-ass clowns
💜 Anyone who needs a daily reminder: peace > bullshit

Your Friends,
The Bean Grind 💜