You Cheat, I Repeat. NEXT. Side note: New man, same mug.
Some mugs are built for coffee. This one? Built for closure. Bold enough to sip from while you block his number, delete the playlist, and remind yourself he was always a “practice round” anyway. Recovery isn’t just about sobriety—it’s about leveling up your standards and refusing to recycle the same toxic clowns.
 Features: 💜 15oz ceramic mug — holds enough caffeine to replace your ex AND his energy 💜 Glossy white finish with bold black print that screams louder than his excuses 💜 Dishwasher + microwave safe (because you don’t have time for high-maintenance shit) 💜 Savage side hit: “New man, same mug.” 💜 Free shipping — because you’ve already paid enough in emotional rent
 Perfect For: 💜 Every bad bitch who’s learned that “once a cheater” means “forever irrelevant” 💜 Sobriety warriors who don’t relapse on weak men 💜 Friends who need a laugh AND a warning sign 💜 Your new morning ritual: sip, glow, delete
