They Call Me Dora – #CanNotHumanToday Mug
When recovery meets recon mission.
Sometimes you're journaling. Sometimes you're just lost AF.

This mug is for the ones who tried to “reconnect with nature” and ended up crying in the woods, asking Siri for directions to inner peace. Whether you're deep in thought or just deeply off the trail, this chaotic little cup is your emotional compass.

Features a sleep-deprived Dora lookalike, hiding behind her sexy purple shades and the brutally accurate quote.
“They call me Dora… sometimes I go get lost in the woods and never find my way out.”

Features
💜 11oz or 15oz glossy white ceramic – depending on how deep today’s spiral is
💜 Double-sided black print – visible whether you're spiraling clockwise or not
💜 Signature dissociation font – emotionally distant, visually crisp
💜 Microwave + dishwasher safe – because if you had the energy to handwash, you wouldn’t need this mug
💜 Lead & BPA-free – unlike your last three chaotic friendships
💜 Part of our recovery comedy line – for the spiritually feral and low-key healing

Perfect For
💜 Burnouts, relapsers, and anyone currently “off grid emotionally”
💜 The friend who hiked into the desert and found their shadow self
💜 Recovery folks who ghosted group chat but still made it to therapy

Care Instructions
Microwave and dishwasher safe.
Because healing isn’t linear — and neither is your routine.

Your Friends,
The Bean Grind💜