Don’t Text Me a Podcast If your “quick message” is longer than my grocery list, you just sent me a podcast, not a text. And no, I will not be tuning in dude.
This glossy 15oz mug is a caffeine-charged warning label for every paragraph-texter, novel-writer, and voice-note-abuser in your life. By the time they finish their saga, you’ve already finished your coffee and moved on with your day.
Recovery, bad bitch energy, or just fed up with verbal diarrhea — this mug’s your reminder that boundaries come in ceramic too. Keep it short. Keep it real. Keep it sip-able.
💜 Features: 💜 15oz white ceramic mug – bold black text with zero patience 💜 Glossy finish so the drama bounces off 💜 Dishwasher + microwave safe (for when you “forget” to reply) 💜 Savage side hit: “Summarize, bitch. This ain’t Audible.” 💜 Designed by The Bean Grind for people who don’t read essays via text
Perfect For: 💜 The friend who replies “K” to novels 💜 Anyone tired of being the unpaid audience for 3-act rants 💜 Recovery warriors setting boundaries one sip at a time
