Coffee’s Stronger Than Your Dick – Savage 15oz Mug
Not all mugs are created equal, and not all men are either. This bold 15oz white ceramic mug doesn’t sugarcoat — it says what everyone else is too polite to. Big block letters scream the truth: “Coffee’s Stronger Than Your Dick” with a savage side note: “Did I stutter?”
This isn’t just coffee; it’s caffeine-powered honesty. Built for bad bitches, breakup survivors, and anyone who’s ever rolled their eyes at weak game and weaker lies. Sip loud, sip proud, and let this glossy statement piece do the talking for you.
   Features: 💜 15oz white ceramic mug – because small mugs are for small energy 💜 Glossy finish, bold black lettering (like your standards) 💜 Dishwasher + microwave safe for chaotic mornings & savage nights 💜 Side hit: “Did I stutter?” – just in case they didn’t hear you the first time 💜 Free shipping, printed in the USA, designed to outlast weak excuses
  Perfect For: 💜 Gifting your ex so they finally get the message 💜 Recovery warriors replacing toxic dick with stronger coffee 💜 Friends who don’t need flattery, just facts 💜 Anyone who laughs louder after heartbreak
