Not a Morning Person Mug – Because If Looks Could Kill, It’d Be 7 AM Character Energy: Grumpy Gremlin Recovery Vibes: One Sip from Tolerable
This mug wasn’t made for morning people. It was made for you. With a raging emoji face and sleek black ceramic, it sends a crystal-clear message to coworkers, family members, or innocent bystanders who dare speak before caffeine. Whether you're crawling through your morning routine or using coffee to recover from life itself, this mug is the silent scream your recovery (and your sleep schedule) deserves.
Features 💜 Mad-as-hell emoji face for pre-caffeine warning signals 💜 Glossy black ceramic to match your soul before sunrise 💜 Available in 11oz or 15oz depending on your emotional damage level 💜 Sublimation printed & shipped in the USA for quality that's rage-proof 💜 Always ships FREE—because mornings are taxing enough 💜 Microwave + dishwasher safe because you don’t do handwashing before 10am 💜 Lead + BPA-free, unlike that toxic energy in the group chat 💜 C-handle for gripping like your life depends on it (because it might)
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Recovery is hard. Mornings are harder. This mug? Absolute necessity.
