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Born To Disrupt Woven Blanket β The Holiday Ugly Sweater Editionπ€
This ainβt your sweet grandmaβs throw β this is rebellion, recovery, and Christmas chaos woven into one savage masterpiece. The Born to Disrupt blanket from The Bean Grindβs Behind the Walls Collection flips the script on cozy. Itβs loud, unapologetic, and ready to take over your couch like it just got paroled for being too real.
Features
π€ 100% cotton β because fake fabric and fake people donβt last
π€ Heavy weave that says, βIβve survived worse than winterβ
π€ Bright woven detail with fringed edges that scream main-character energy
π€ Durable, soft, and built for comeback queens and black-sheep kings
π€ Perfect for your bed, couch, or the next deep-talk-turned-therapy session
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Perfect for
π€ Holiday rebels who spike their cocoa with honesty
π€ Friends who call it like it is β and still show up for family dinner
π€ People who werenβt born to fit in (they were born to disrupt)
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Care Instructions
π€ Machine wash cold, gentle cycle (just like handling your emotions)
π€ Tumble dry low, or hang dry and admire your bad decisions
π€ No bleach β your vibeβs already bright enough
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π€ Free shipping always
π€ Tag @thebeangrind.shop to flex your chaos
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Your Friends,
The Bean Grindπ€
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