PG-13 Marriage Mug – Because Nobody Read the Fine Print Character Energy: Emotionally Wed, Sexually Regulated Recovery Vibes: Caffeinated and Committed
This bright yellow mood-lifter was made for every poor soul who thought marriage meant more romance and less thermostat fighting. Featuring a blunt message about your PG-13 reality, this mug is the morning PSA for couples who used to be spontaneous… and now just split chores. Whether you’re sipping during a side-eye breakfast or giving this to your partner as a lighthearted warning, this mug is truth in ceramic form.
Features 💜 “I got married, now I have to settle for a PG-13 relationship” design in bold lettering 💜 Bright yellow ceramic that says "smile" while your libido cries 💜 Available in 11oz or 15oz depending on how long you’ve been legally locked down 💜 Sublimation printed & shipped in the USA with passive-aggressive precision 💜 Always ships FREE—because you’ve already given enough in this relationship 💜 Microwave + dishwasher safe for couples who don’t do “hand wash” 💜 Lead + BPA-free unlike that couple on Instagram who pretends to be perfect 💜 C-handle built for emotional stability and quiet sips during silent treatments
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Recovery is hard. Marriage is harder. This mug? Hilariously accurate.
