I Called Out Dead Today Color Morphing Mug ☕📵
For the emotionally unavailable caffeine gremlin who woke up and chose absolutely not today. Whether you're dodging life, your inbox, or that group chat with 37 unread messages, this mug understands the assignment.

💜 Features the bold design “I Called Out Dead Today, I’m Busy Doomscrolling”—because coffee > humans
💜 Heat-sensitive color morphing magic reveals your current mental state (chaotic neutral)
💜 Glossy ceramic finish that reflects your avoidance in high definition
💜 Available in 11oz for light denial and 15oz for full-on “leave me alone” energy
💜 Includes a built-in QR code so your friends can impulse buy instead of stealing yours
💜 Printed and shipped in the USA—because shipping stress shouldn’t add to your existential spiral
💜 Perfect for content creators, burnout babes, and anyone mid-scroll, mid-crisis, or mid-nap

Care Instructions 🧼
Microwave safe for reheating your coffee after you forgot it mid-scroll. Dishwasher safe because no, you’re not washing it by hand today. Use daily for professional-level avoidance.

Pairs Well With:
One of our customizable organic soy candles—designed to match your energy, your couch nest, or your “I’m fine, just overstimulated” vibe.

Your Friends,
The Bean Grind – Where Art & Coffee Create Unity.