The Bean Lux™ Tumbler – Hydration for People Who’ve Seen Some Sh*t

This isn’t just a tumbler. It’s the sidekick that keeps your coffee hot, your water cold, and your sanity intact when everyone around you is losing theirs. Black, white, or navy—sleek enough to pass as “professional,” tough enough to survive your trunk, and bold enough to whisper “I’m sober, not boring.”

Why This Steel Tumbler Water Bottle Slaps Harder Than Your Ex’s Excuses:

💜 Keeps drinks hot or cold – lukewarm is for relapse and gas station coffee

💜 Sweat-proof exterior – because nobody likes a clammy cup (or clammy people)

💜 Spill-resistant screw-on lid – saves you from baptizing your laptop during Zoom

💜 Built for everything – work, gym, beach, or that AA meeting where you’re side-eyeing the donuts

Tumbler TLC (Because Even Tanks Deserve Care):

💜 Hand wash only – dishwashers are for plastic Target cups, not legends

💜 Treat it decent – this cup will outlast most of your hookups if you let it

Strong. Durable. Recovery-approved. Add it to your cart and sip like the unapologetic adult you are—the one who doesn’t chase shots anymore, only caffeine.

Your Friends,

The Bean Grind💜